Jokes :: Indian Cellular Services

Airtel:

Before you dial the number, HSBC will call you for credit card.

In this confusion, you call Y instead of X.

Then immediately Citi Bank will call you for credit card payment, since some one used this number previously has to pay.

In this mess you call Z instead of X.

Immediately AirTel customer care representative will call you asking feed back for their “Wonderful Service”, and they force you to rate them as 5*.( If you rate them less, they will keep on disturbing you until you rate 5*).

Finally you will forget to call X and finally end up in paying more.

This is called Express Yourself.

Idea:

After you dial the number you will hear a male voice saying “This call cannot be completed due to congestion in the dialed network.”

After a few times your call will be connected, mean while your GPRS will be activated.

You will be billed for GPRS and call. And customer care rep will ask you to solve problem at Idea Telephone Adalat.

And finally you will get an Idea to default the payment.

An Idea will change Service Provider.

BSNL:

You dial X.

Your call will be connected to Y-Z call.

You can hear Y-Z conversation, ringing X and dail tone.

X hears some W-V conversation.

Finally X pays your bill and you pay Y-Z bill and Y will pay X bill and so on… Connecting India.

Hutch aka VodaFone:

You sit under tower.

You try 10 times but no response due to Network Unavailable.

Under “Where ever you go- Our network follows” scheme, the network is with some one else.

After 25 attempts you can connect to X. But before you hear X voice, you will be disconnected.

Above steps repeat for 3-4 tiems.

Finally you give up calling, you go and meet X but you will pay higher.